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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2004|12:56 pm]

i made a new journal.

 

 

[info]kinky_ninja

 

thanks to ned for the name.

 

add that one cause i'm deleting this one.

 

i put all you on my friends list already.

 

all you have to do is go to "manage friends" and "edit friends" and click the little box to put a check in it. that's all. simple.

 

do it or i ex-communicate you, avoid you at all costs, and break into your homes.

 

thank you!

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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2004|09:11 pm]
:D
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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2004|04:55 pm]
[mood | happy]

so today was awesome.

veronica is my new godmother.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2004|03:33 pm]
[Name]: i'm assuming that you know it
[Height]: 5'10" or 11-ish
[Weight]: more than i'd like it to be
[Name Thats On Birth Certificate]: jordan leanne darshan shakum wahkeem jamal abdul muhammad aboo watkins
[BDay]: august 26th, which gives all of you plenty of time to do some birthday shopping
[Best Friends]: i love them dearly
[Do You Drink]: yucky
[Smoke]: gross
[Drugs]: retarded
[Music Preference]: the stuff alex and matty got me into
[Cell Phone]: dead somewhere just like the backstreet boys
[In The Morning I Am]: a monster
[Love Is]: hopefully it's nice
[I Dream About]: well last night i dreamed a shark ate will

-W I T H. T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[What Do You Notice First?]: i see the face first but i notice first whether a guy is smart or dumb like salad dressing and whether they can make a joke or if they're boring like old cheese
[Last Person You Slow Danced With]: nugget, just the other day

-W H O-
[Do you have a crush on?]: well see it's kinda my boyfriend, because that's usually how those things work out
[Easiest To Talk To]: matt, nugget, brian, veronica, kate, or alex. or evan.

-H A V E. Y O U. E V E R-
[Fallen For Your Best Friend]: well nugget's a sexy beast and all, but no. ok maybe yes. but what's wrong with that?!

-W H O. W A S. T H E. L A S T. P E R S O N-
[You Talked To On The Phone]: matt
[Hugged]: matt
[Last Person You Instant Messaged]: veronica
[You Laughed With]: matt and ben


-D O. Y O U / / A R E. Y O U-
[Could You Live Without the Computer?]: for a very brief period of time
[What's Your Favorite Food?]: mexican
[What’s Your Favorite Fruit?]: zach rives
[What Hurts The Most? Physical Pain or Emotional Pain?]: getting your feelings hurt sucks, but i'd imagine getting backed over by a semi or getting your fingers slammed in a door is a lot more goddamn painful
[Trust Others Way Too Easily?]:i used to, but after the man in the panda suit behind the dumpster told me it wouldn't hurt at all and that he wasn't actually taking my virginity, now i'm more careful

-N U M B E R-
[Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken? ]: only once, when i found out rosie o'donnell had already found a woman to marry
[Of Hearts I Have Broken?]: thousands, really
[Of Boys I Have Kissed?]: well counting your dad and your brother, only 2
[Of Tight Friends?]: none, they're all immoral tramps
[Of CD's That I Own?]: they're slowly taking over my bedroom
[Of Scars On My Body?]: one from stepping on glass and getting stitches and 2 from chicken pox
[Of Things In My Past That I Regret?]: doesn't matter, they already happened

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[I Know]: what phlegm is
[I Wish]: i were an oscar mayer weiner [insert song here]
[I Hate]: chemistry
[I miss]: the bag of hersheys kisses i left downstairs
[I fear]: chemistry
[I hear]: well i just burped and i heard that, and on the scale i'd give it a 9.5
[I Love]: the notes i get from him
[I Care]: for brian because he's the best
[I Always]: eat
[I Cry]: after a good estrogen-stimulating episode of oprah
[I Write]: with a pen, on paper
[I Can Usually Be Found]: under your mom
[I Need]: books
[Have You Ever Played A Game That Required Removal Of Clothing]: oh yes, strip air hockey
[Favorite Place To Be Kissed?]: my elbows, OH GOD
[Have You Ever Been Caught "Doing Something"]: only with my peter pan story book...
[Wuss]: damn straight
[Under Your Bed or In Your Closet You Hide]: the bodies
[Something Important On Your Night Table]: the bright yellow clock i haven't set to the right time since the first hurricane, it's easier just to find out what time it actually is, and find the difference, then just add or subtract when i look at it...getting up and pushing the buttons seems too much effort
[Why Is The Sky Blue]: why is your mom fat? huh? yeah, some questions can't be answered because the object in question...well...people are just used to seeing it that way

*. . . W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R . . .*
1) Pierce your nose or tongue?] nose
2) Be serious or be funny?] serious people are so friggin lame
3) Drink whole or skim milk?] skim milk is for skinny people

* . . . A R E Y O U . . .*
4) Simple or complicated?] both, kind of like a puzzle, you have to know how to put the pieces together then it's easy...but i don't mean I'M easy

* . . . D O Y O U P R E F E R . . . *
5) Flowers or angels?] they're both too frilly
6) Grey or gray?] psst...they're actually the same exact color!
7) Color or black-and-white photos?] i like both
8) Lust or love?] love love love
9) Sunrise or sunset?] sunsets, sunrise means being awake early
10) M&Ms or Skittles?] skittles, most definitely
11) Rap or rock?] rock but some rap is pretty cool, like snoop dizzle
12) Staying up late or waking up early?] staying up late, much more fun
13) TV or radio?] tv
15) Eating apples or oranges?] oranges

* . . . A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y . . . *
16) Do you have a crush?] better:D
17) Who is it?] matt and your mom

* . . . D O Y O U P R E F E R . . . *
18) Being hot or cold?] why the fuck would i wanna be hot or cold? who comes up with these?
19) Tall members of the opposite sex?] no, i'd rather date someone short so i can pretend like i'm godzilla...it's more fun that way
20) Sun or moon?] moon, sun=sunburn and night is prettier
21) Emeralds or rubies?] both too fancy, i like pearls
22) Left or right?] right in the middle
23) Having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?] one best friend
24) Sun or rain?] rain is fun to play in but sun doesn't limit what you can do
25) Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?] cookie dough
26) Boys or girls?] transvestites, why not get the best of both worlds?
27) Green beans or carrots?] carrots, green beans are so nasty
28) Low fat or fat free?] yuck

* . . . M I S C E L L A N E O U S . . . *
29) What is your biggest fear in the world?] chemistry
30) Kids or no kids?] cute till they learn to talk
31) Cat or dog?] animals are stinky
32) Half empty or half full?] half full if it's grape soda
33) Mustard or ketchup?] why not both? they go together nicely
34) Hard cover books or soft cover books?] hard, they're more book-like
35) Newspaper or magazine?] magazines have more fun useless shit in them
36) Sandals or sneakers?] sneakers
37) Wonder or amazement?] cheese
38) Red car or white car?] red, white cars are so ugly
39) Happy and poor or sad and rich?] rich and sad, cuz then i could buy a crapload of choocolate to make me feel better. it's scientifically proven cause i say so that chocolate cures everything except diabetes.
40) Singing or dancing?] not particularly gifted at either, although me and veronica do the worm really well. on my bed. late at night.
41) Hugging or kissing?] ew gross cooties!
42) Corduroy or plain?] both, cept stuff gets all stuck in the ridges or corduroy and that annoys me so much
43) Happy or sad?] sad is dumb and boring

* . . . W H A T D O Y O U W A N T . . . *
Where do you want to live?] new york
How many kids do you want?] 16 of them. matt and i planned it out.
first is ramona, a la ramones.
then is jesus, ironic since matt's jewish.
next is shithead, named so so that the kindergarten teacher corrupts all the 5-year-olds during attendance.
then we're adopting nugget.
then we're having 12 more and naming them after the disciples.
What kind of job do you want?] medicine or law
Do you want to get married?] no, i'd rather just sleep around a lot and have a collection of children from unknown men, cause variety is the spice of life ya know

* . . . W H I C H I S B E T T E R . . . *
2 doors or 4 (on a car)?] 2, sportscars are fun
Coffee or ice cream?] coffee ice cream
Shampoo or conditioner?] neither, personal hygeine is so passe
Bridges or tunnels?] both are mad cool
One pillow or two?] 462
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2004|02:40 pm]
[mood | happy]

matt and i had a lengthly discussion about vegetables last night.
and tonight i get to go to a party at alex's house. fun, huh?
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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2004|07:18 pm]
[mood | angry]

..........
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the joy of pepsi [Nov. 7th, 2004|04:52 pm]
[mood | ima eat your babies!]
[music |the who]

you know you're pathetic when you get an overwhelming sense of accomplishment simply from completing a math assignment done entirely with a calulator.
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i'll never forget that time in albuquerque, with the burrito [Nov. 6th, 2004|10:51 pm]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |ima robot]

aaaaahahahaha i had a wonderful night.
the wedding today was so boring. and i kept getting in trouble with my mom for making sarcastic remarks. at the reception i sat in a corner and read. and since my mom wouldn't let me wear my normal shoes with my dress because "sneakers aren't formal enough" (yes they are) i had to wear these god-awful high heels and they made my feet and my ankles and my whole legs hurt. so after the wedding when we were leaving the church i just took them off. and i left them outside during the reception. just outside the door. i was secretly hoping some bum would find the hotel and steal them. my mom didn't notice till she found me in the corner sitting in the floor. barefoot and reading a book. with coke spilled allll over the front of my dress. i thought she was going to have a heart attack. my dad came over and saw me and started to laugh so my mom slaps his arm and he stops and she's all "jordan you're causing a scene" and i'm all "no i'm not, there's no one around me" and she was like "this is making your father and me look like bad parents" so i'm like "i picked a secluded corner on purpose mom" and she's like "get up, get your shoes, try to get the spot off your dress, and come talk to mrs. whateverthefuckthelady'snamewas." so i got my shoes and went to the bathroom to get the spot out. i discovered that there were nice seats in the bathroom (not on the toilets, like actual chairs although i imagine the seats were pretty damn nice too) so i put my shoes on the floor next to my seat and got in the chair and read some more and hid. my mom found me. i was in so much trouble. SO much. so much in fact that i inadvertantly got out of the formal dinner. she didn't even want me to go. i was so happy. SOOOOO happy.
so, josh, kenny, will, and myself have a lovely evening. without wedding dinners and hotels and formal shoes. first we went to a car show in abacoa. fun stuff. kenny had to go get a catalog that his car was on the cover of, so josh and will and i played football in my neighborhood. josh is hilarious. we mat up with kenny then we drove to his house and played xbox. then we went to chili's for dinner. it was yummy. then, we walked over to coldstone because kenny's old girlfriend was working. she dumped him a couple months ago for another guy. she called him two days ago asking him if he wanted to hang out. so we go in there to piss her off. and it works. but i have no clue why, because SHE dumped HIM. she tried to play cool and ignore him. but she had to make his ice cream. and then she had to work the cash register. and he put coins in her tip jar one at a time so she had to keep singing. and he didn't say ANYTHING about the phone call he never returned. it was great. we left cracking up. she was really angry. he was being a pain in the ass on purpose. it was just fun. then i got lots of plastic spoons and when we were going over the bridge i was throwing them out of the car (we were in the convertible) and it was fun. the song "dirt off your shoulder" or whatever it's called came on, so i was wiping off josh and kenny and will's shoulders. will told me i'm "fucking weird". haha, cool. then i ate half of kenny's ice cream. then i saw KYLE! oh my god i love kyle. thennnnn we drove around abacoa some more because will and josh are newly single and kenny will always be single and they "scouted for chicks"...it was funny. we came home and ate MORE food and watched ace ventura. i like hanging out with them.
lalalalallalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my new books are so so so so so so good, and alex offered to help me with debate homework.
i'm so so happy!
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2004|03:37 pm]
[mood | happy]
[music |billy joel]

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hehehehe. i got a wonderful note.
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2004|11:10 pm]
[mood | calm (this is a first)]
[music |x-ray spex]

so. in recent news.

  • my spanish teacher thinks i'm a crazy lesbian with ADD. and it's kassie's fault. well, not the crazed attention defecit part. that's all me, baby. but she wrote me this note today. to jordan leanne watkins, her love. so of course i wrote one back, to kassie lynn hojnacki my love. she and i joke a lot (ok well it's only joking SOMETIMES) and this note was saying that even if i ended up dating matt kassie would be my first and most important love. and a couple other strange jokes of ours that i know i put in there because of my overwhelming sense of panic, but they don't come to mind. at least i left out the "sex kitten" stuff. and just my luck, as soon as i'd finished writing it, my teacher comes waddling toward my desk yelling at me in broken english about how he's not cutting me slack anymore, ever. he takes the note and all i can think is "oh shit", because some things aren't for teachers to see. teachers aren't always fun people, and don't always take sarcasm well. i really have to start being better in that class. on monday i was reading a book. he took it from me, put it in a safe (...why? was i really gonna wander up to his desk and try to get it back?), threatened to call my parents, gave me a lecture about things not pertaining to spanish and how they shouldn't even be in the classroom, at all EVER, and then he made me move. because i sit in the back corner and he can't keep track of me there too well. so where does he move me? to the back corner on the other side of the room. tell me why that makes sense. so he took my book and i was still bored. i decided to draw. so i was drawing and he took that too. he has a growing collection of my artwork. one time he said to finish the picture before he took it. he puts them all in his desk drawer. and even though it pisses him off that i don't pay attention, he secretly loves my art. i can tell. then today after class he asks to talk to me. i consent to it, because i'm freakin scared of the guy. he tells me about the importance of verb conjugation and how he thinks i really should make more of an effort to pay close attention. i don't tell him i took a first year foreign language last year and that verb conjugation rules don't change much and that i'm really bored in his class. i nod and look at the safe door and shift around from foot to foot and look at the clock and back to the safe until he gives up on trying to talk to me, probably concluding that i'm ADD and autistic, and he gets my book out and tells me to never bring it to his class again. i left quickly.
  • in debate i gave the shittiest speech ever. it was BAD. i had the worst headache ever, and my glasses were in the bottom of my backpack someplace, and that plus the minor fact that my teacher likes everything in 10-point font to save trees made it very hard to read. we can't put the paper in front of our faces; that's distracting. so i stumbled through the entire thing horribly. and i'm usually good at reading out loud. i've gotten some good marks for it on previous speeches. halfway through i'd misprounounced an alliteration of words starting with "s" and i sounded like ashley or daffy duck so i just stopped reading, started laughing, and took up almost a minute of my three minute maximum trying to regain composure. so then i didn't finish the speech for lack of time. people think i'm "fuckin nuts" in carter's words. and i'm beginning to see why. so i was told to sit down. my teacher suggested that perhaps i go visit the nurse. i hate school nurses. so i went to sleep instead.
  • i'm going to see carter's play tomorrow. he's really cool. and he's pretty good at drama. kate is going with me and we are going to have a good time.
  • my history teacher loves me but my classmates want me sedated. on my last test, the one matt assured me i would fail, i scored a b. a very high b. and my teacher decided to make an example of my definitions. she liked them. they were sarcastic smartass replies turned into miniature stories. and i got points for them because apparently they appropriately covered material. one, for example, was that "i'm not completely sure of the technical description of an aqueduct. i do, however, know that it was brick, arched, and full of water. they're featured in a vw beetle commerical with a crazy british guy." she liked that one. another one was that "i completely forgot what i had learned about the meaning of the republic. they quite possibly liked small government though, like today's republicans. possibly." she always goes on and on about how liking small government is the only thing making her a republican, and so i knew that would hit her on a personal level. i did alright with my definitions of people, until i came across a name i could swear i'd never seen or heard before. my definition? "my sources tell me that this man was important to roman history." one defintion i had to give was for the patricians. i knew a lot about the plebeians, but not so much about the patricians except that they were aristocrats and the plebeians had to prove themselves. so my definition was "a group of romans who were jerks to the plebeians. i like the word plebeian; it's funny." i don't remember the rest. but i think i did pretty damn well. anyway about my classmates wanting me sedated. notes today, "corpus of the law". i thought she said porpoise so i bursted out laughing. will started saying how he thought it'd be funny if i was a porpoise. that got me and megan laughing REALLY hard. we couldn't stop. we were being fools. and everyone was staring. and that made us laugh more. then later on after notes, burnsie turned on some 80's music and i couldn't help but dance around and sing to people. while i was doing that i had a big sign taped on my shirt that said "I'M SO POPULAR! EVERYONE LOVES ME!!!" and i had my hair up right at my forehead, so that i looked like a unicorn. some freshman girl told me i was a weirdo, like it had never occured to me before. but a lot of people got a kick out of it. it's almost fun to make an ass out of yourself just to get a reaction.
  • i saw kyle and he made my day. he had a lego shirt, awesome tube socks, and he was rocking the whole look, and he said my poems were cool. he makes me happy. i love kyle!!!
  • a certain boy was a total jerk and called me fat and ugly but i later found a note in my backpack he'd slipped in there, and it made up for it. completely. but then again, i don't know why i let myself keep going in circles...jeez.
  • I TALKED TO BRIAN THIS MORNING! it was great. we looked at pictures on his phone. he's so cool and he makes me feel better when i'm crappy. same with ned, whom i saw at lunch. nedmakesmesogladtobeagayman.
  • kate, nugget, and myself had the best afternoon. we had key club. so naturally my brother skipped the meeting and went home. i ended up joining kate and nugget in going to kate's orthodontist appointment. it was so fun. her dad left us there for like, 2 hours. there was this big cushion in the waiting room that the three of us sat on, a bonding experience really, and we read a lion king book, seventeen magazine, and othello. and we played with the waiting room toys and talked and talked about everything. the magazine was fun. i was reading aloud to them about some girl's sexual health. her dad has absolutely no concept of time so we were stuck there for quite awhile. but it ended up being so cool. then we went back to kate's house and ate cold pizza and read magazines and watched tv.
  • i finished my book. the one kate lent me, about the gay teenager living with the psychiatrist and his crazy family and the pedafile. it was good. weird, gross, and shocking. but pretty damn funny. and the guy's autobiography. talk about crazy.
  • alex is going to help my debate class with student congress. he's hilarious and you can't argue with him at all. it'll be great.
  • i have to go to a wedding on saturday. it's a freakin all day event. wedding at one, reception after that, and a formal dinner at 6 with the family and stuff. it's my old 4th grade teacher, she and my mom are really good friends. she's SO much fun. i love her. one time when i was in 5th grade, she and i had a party at her house and watched movies and had popcorn and went rollerskating when my mommy was out of town and i missed her and was sad. she's so young and messy and crazy and insane and she's the greatest. i'm happy she's getting married. she's gonna make a cool mom. i'm not too happy about attending the wedding though. it's taking my WHOLE day and i hate having to sit still and be quiet and i hate formal dinners and i hate the dress i've gotta wear and i hate when grownups ask questions like, "well what are you doing with your life? what are your interests? have you read any novels by danielle steele? do you have any linguini and clam sauce recipes? you're just so smart, your mom tells me. what college are you going to? have you applied there? no? you're only 15? oh, i'm sorry. well when will you apply?" it makes me want to just like, dance like a duck or yell "NO SPEAK ENGLISH!" to freak them out and send them scattering towards the champagne and peanuts. the sacrifices i make to be a good daughter/former student.
  • i have a lab with carter tomorrow. labs with carter? way fun. we spilled acid last time. we make a wonderful lab team though, because i can't measure and mix for crap without spilling, and he's not good at reading instructions. so i go over the instructions with him and he completes the procedure and then we work together on the questions and then our marginally retarded buddies just copy our packets and graphs. it's fun though. we got to play with syringes last time.

alright, enough is enough.

bye my loves.

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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2004|04:45 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

today was only ok at the beginning, nothing better. have you ever had one of those days where you feel crappy and you know you look no better than you feel and you want to go home and sleep? yeah, today was like that and i had the worst headache allllll day. math was boring. because math is always boring. english was alright, i was wearing this cool box over my head until mr. beitmen made me remove it, so then i was upset. it made me feel better to wear a box over my head. but nooo, "take that off, jordan. you're causing distractions." jerk. so then i refused to participate in the reading of othello and i sat and read the book kate lent me instead. biology was funny, nugget kept poking me and i was saying how i loved it when he touched me like that and matt got all weirded out. i laughed. then matt told me about how jesus was a democrat and i was laughing really hard and sheppy told me to hold my breath. and then she told me that again when i was laughing about hunter because he joined in on mine and nugget and will's thing, impersonating black people, and nugget had brought me a cornbread box and hunter was running around with it like "I GOTS ME SOME CONE-BREAD!" and then nugget was like "MAN, SHUT UP! YOU'S STUU-PUD!" and i was like "MMM BACK UP BOY! AIN'T GON BE NO CONE-BREAD FO YOU TONIGHT!" and will was like "SHUH DA FUCK UP, HO!" it was so hilarious. hunter gave me back my cornbread box though, which was good because i'm rather fond of it. chemistry was lame and stupid until it was over, because once it was over matt came to get me and we walked and talked and he said he wasn't going to call me because he was way too tired, so tired in fact that adjectives could not describe it, but then he did call and we talked for a couple hours. i told him i'm expecting a 2 page letter tomorrow, front and back, no double spacing, with at least 2 mushy allusions in it. he promised to write one. my conversation with him cheered me up significantly and made me forget about my headache. i told him to keep me awake on the phone so he started singing the song "friggin in the riggin" (in e minor, i might add) to keep me awake. it was so funny. he's a very funny boy. yesterday i was thinking about the homecoming fair and how he ate a bunch of paper because i told him to, to make up for teasing me, and he went to the "be the one" club's booth and got some no sex flyers and ate them to make me laugh. and i bursted out laughing when i thought about that and my mom was in the room and she gave me the weirdest look. he's wonderful.
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2004|03:35 pm]
[mood | bouncy]

i am iron man.


so today was really cool. as i was coming up the stairs this morning, i see brian and kate sitting in the hall and my day was instantly much cooler. so i sat down with them and we talked till the bell rang. it was fun. brian is so great. so then i went to math and read the entire time. and i did the same in spanish and i finished my book so i started on the one kate is lending me and read it all through debate. it was wonderful all i did today until history was read, and then i took a test and read after that. and then i came home, and i'm planning to continue reading.

elections. we had to have a class debate about it. that was the extent of my participation in class, was to give my opinion when mr. mott called on me. so i said i didn't have a very strong opinion about the situation because i think both kerry and bush are assholes, so mr. mott said "ok, fair enough" and i read some more.
i really don't think either of them should be the president though. i think kerry mouths off to much about all his super fantastic plans he has, and promises too much, and plus jon was educating me politically and said that kerry wants federally funded abortions. i think abortions are wrong, really really wrong. and so if my parents' taxes are paying for irresponsible shitheads who make mistakes to kill off their babies, i wouldn't be happy at all. so i think kerry should just fuck off and go try to adopt some kids who belong to the head of the oscar mayer corporation or something and then he could have a really cool family tree.
i think bush is just dumb. he's said to be 7 points above a mentally deficient IQ. worrisome. i don't like that he abandoned looking for osama to go chase after saddam, and it seems like he did that cuz his daddy could never catch saddam. i do think though, that bush is doing a pretty good job of keeping us safe. we haven't been nuked yet, have we?
i can't say i believe all the 9/11 stuff...or as the girl i sit next to in debate calls it, liberal propoganda. i don't think he wanted the attacks to happen even though people say that's the case.

all in all, i hate em both.

sharpton for president, ya'll.
him or ozzy.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2004|03:58 pm]
i'm on the phone with nugget. i have forgiven him completely because he's funny and he's being ashley for halloween. and he got a girl's sweater and made his cat sleep on it all afternoon so it has cat hair all over it and he got fake nails and stuff. he's an ass but he's a funny one. we're both watching halloween. we just watched the exorcist and it was freaky. this is freaky too.
he and i are going to have our next party with lots of games, and one game will be bobbing for apples. and we will put the apples in vodka instead of water so people burn their eyes and the insides of their noses when they bob.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2004|10:07 am]
patrizzle...

CALL ME WHEN YOU READ THIS.

or i'ma kick you.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2004|12:22 am]

MALLARD BOY IS A CHILD MOLESTER!!!

he told me so.

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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2004|11:19 pm]
[mood | cranky]
[music |richard hell and the voidoids]

i have had a traumatic evening.
my parents (quite forcibly) talked me into going out to dinner with them and some friends of theirs. holy crap, those people were so freaking boring. i've always felt bad for the people in this world who only have one facial expression and monotone voices. it really sucked. will and i were trying desperately to amuse ourselves and we ended up making a huge mess with salsa and straws and sugar packets and guacamole but it really was great. will usually doesn't get really goofy but when he does it's hilarious so we were both cracking up and my mom and dad are kicking us under the table and saying "stop it you're making a scene!" finally my mom lost it when my brother like slid down in his seat and was laughing so hard he leaned forward really fast and knocked over his soda. she went craaaazy. after dinner when we were leaving this one lady pulled my mom aside and said that i'm a very pretty girl but that i'm a mess. she was like "is she always that way in public?" and meawhile my brother is like running in circles and he goes by saying "ONLY WHEN SHE'S BORED!" if i were an only child i'd have no fun at all. he's great. he made it less crappy. but then in the car on the way home we got one of the infamous lectures. it was also really boring.
thennnn i had to walk my dog and i went through an alley and this massive black dog came running out of someone's porch barking at me and jumping on me...it was terrifying. i thought he was going to eat my puppy. so i'm standing there like deciding if i should run like hell or not, trying to remember what they tell you about these types of situations in elementary school, hoping i don't get bitten, and then this stupid girl comes wandering out of her house like "oh, i'm like really really sorry! come here fluffy! i'm so sorry he's really nice." yeah, real nice dog. i had to disinfect myself and get all the drool and junk off me when i got home. i hate animals sometimes. most of the time. cept gophers i think they're really neat.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2004|11:41 am]
[mood | amused]
[music |the who]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

nugget called me jelly roll!

jelly roll...hahaha oh my god that's great!!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 29th, 2004|11:02 pm]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |the undertones]

tonight was wonderful.
i saw veronica at the game and she looked so gorgeous! i was really proud of her. plus she can walk in high heels; if it had been me i would have gotten my heel caught on grass and i would have fallen over sideways and taken out the guy i was walking with and he would have fallen onto his mom and it would have caused this big issue. better her than me.
after halftime kate and i couldn't take it anymore. it was terrible, except for seeing my kelley and abby my love and KYLE! he has a hot new phone that i want to make passionate love to all night long. but other than that it was just awful and so we left and went to kate's house. josh and will came too. we were outside going for a walk and a couple of fruity boys in a car that bounced up and down drove by, and they were being stupid, and josh yelled "FUCK YOU!" really loud and they turned around and they were driving right at us and one was leaning out of the car yelling obscenities so kate and i ran like hell and will and josh hid in some bushes like real men. i can run fast when psychotic wiggers are attempting to murder me. i ran faster than kate, and that's quite the accomplishment. they left eventually. we went back to kate's.
i found an afro wig in her garage and then i found an apron that said "i'm a swedish chef" in her kitchen, so i donned them, took her guitar from her room, and played "heroin is so passe" for her, josh, will, and mrs. layton. and i sang it in my chinese voice. it was so freaking cool. i shouldn't ahve had all that espresso earlier. her mom clapped when i was done, and called me a tortured artist. then she offered me tortilla soup. so i ate some.
then kate put on the michael jackson thriller album and i danced around in my wig and apron and i'd never seen josh laugh so hard, ever. he's usually so quiet and normal.
kate's mom came out to the living room with this halloween cartoon movie, a mickey mouse one, and i was ecstatic over it so i forced everyone else to watch it with me. it was wonderful. i was laughing really hard the whole time. no one else thought it was funny. josh called me crazy. kate called me weird. will took my hat and threw it downstairs. BUT I LIKED IT.
uuuuuuuhhhh then i met kate's houseguests as they were coming back from a movie. they're from sweden. philippe and felisha. and their parents whose names i can't remember. mr. and mrs. swashvushveesomethingorother. i scared the children so much. they aren't used to anything american and they thought the wig was my real hair. it was pretty funny the way they looked at me.
kate and i proceeded to serenade josh with a song about pork fried rice and eggrolls and then sadly we had to leave. so we left. and on the way home josh was singing along to some way cool song. it was pretty.
then i came home and spoke with alex, matt's good buddy, the pope, and it was fun.
i'm so tired.
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(no subject) [Oct. 29th, 2004|05:29 pm]
[mood | wee!]

god, i'm cool.
my mom bought this espresso stuff. it's so loaded with caffeine, to get you up in the morning and stuff. directions say to add one packet to a glass of milk, and one can usually keep me up all night to do homework, and i added three into my milk, and drank it all, and spent the last hour dancing around my room to the new york dolls wearing a scarf and a pink hat. i need friends.
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(no subject) [Oct. 29th, 2004|03:42 pm]
[mood | blah]
[music |oasis]

even though school, football, and school football are among the things i hate most, i'm going to the game tonight. i HAVE to see veronica. she's going to look beautiful! but what else is new? i really hate her for it. i hope she trips and falls. kate absolutely hates the idea of going to a football game, especially the homecoming game. i'm not big on it either; i feel the same way about it as i do about pep rallies, but anything for veronica, right?
today was alright. i told my spanish substitute i had asthma and needed to leave because someone kept spraying this colored hair spray, and he was like "OH GOD! OH GOD! ARE YOU GOING TO BE ILL? OH GOD! LEAVE! GO! GO SEE THE NURSE!" so i wandered around for awhile, went to mr. beitmen's room, hung out with marshall and craig and dylan and all the other cool freshmen. mr. beitmen and i had a talk about movies and the pixies and i decided he's kind of a fag and a horrible teacher but an ok guy. and then carly was like "go get my backpack from d's room" and i listen to carly because she's quite capable of beating me up. on the way to her class though matt and the pope were in the hall, so i joined them. alex blessed mrs. shepard...it was wonderful. i decided i should go back to the spanish class so the teacher wouldn't worry too much, but then i got bored and left again.
debate was pretty fun today. i like that class. i really hope i don't get switched out when they make the schedule changes. the teacher loves me way too much. i can get away with anything. we had a confederate flag debate. should they be allowed or not. i said no, they shouldn't. offensive to too many people. and even though people who run around with them stuck all over their shit say it's for southern pride, they still like pissing off the black kids. then my teacher and i talked about how it's kind of like communism or marxism or the whole nazi thing. this girl said that it was founded on certain ideas. so were all of those other groups. and while sometimes they're ok in theory, people don't consider theory. people consider practice. the practices are wrong. killing jews or enslaving blacks...not right. and then some fucking retard goes, "WHAT'S A SWASTIKA?"
during history i decided that i am going to KILL will nugent. he told mrs. burns way too much about me and someone else, and he doesn't know when to stop running his mouth, and he's too immature, and such a jackass. he's tactless and i decided that i will never tell him anything ever again. if he's gonna act like he's 3, i'll treat him like he's 3.
max and brett and some other guys were dressed up like dragons today. they got costumes in the kiddie department at walmart and they were hilarious. matt had to give a speech in his costume and no one could take him seriously and he figured out how to move his shoulders just enough to make his wings flap and then he pulled the mask thing over his face and started running around like that and his pants fell down...it was hilarious. i used to think he was a total asshole, cuz he was never really really nice to me, but then we decided we were ok with each other and actually got to know each other and he's sweet.
harry raskin is such an idiot! he tripped today during fourth hour and ran into the wall, hard, and the clock fell and hit him on the head then fell onto the floor and cracked and pieces went everywhere and the overhead cart fell over. the whole class was clapping and cheering. it was great. he just blinked a couple times and was like, "i feel embarrassed." even mr. mott was nearly purple from laughing.
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